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Voice hour
Sit the first 25 minutes if you must. Stand the next 25. Repeat. Push-to-talk works from a standing desk. Fluxer's noise suppression can handle a kitchen.
Flexer / protocols
#protocols · stay in the call
Designed for people who will not log off.
Fluxer has desktop, web, Canary, and mobile. You can walk during a call. You can stand during screen share. You can stretch on mute. These are the house rules for doing that on purpose.
Deafen & stretch
01:30
Couch stretch, world's greatest, or wrist circles. Then unmute like nothing happened.
02
Mute stretch
Every even hour, mute, 90 seconds. Hips if you have been sitting. Chest if you have been typing. Calves if you have been standing still.
03
Mobile lap
Fluxer has mobile clients and a PWA. Take one call a day on your feet, around the block, even if the native apps are still Canary-ish. Walking is a stable feature.
Raid night
Warmup before ready check
- 5 minutes: march, arm circles, 10 squats, 8 lunges
- On a wipe: 10 sit-to-stands or a doorway chest stretch
- After the last boss: 10 minute walk, not another queue
- If the raid goes past your bedtime, the Operator move is sleep
Self-host Saturday
While the images pull
- Docker pull / compose up: daily ten on the floor
- Every failed health check: 5 push-ups or 10 squats
- DNS propagating: walk the apartment with a suitcase carry
- Do not skip lunch because a container is restarting
PR review & CI
Wall angels in the waiting room
- CI running: wall angels or calf raises
- Long review thread: stand, then sit on the floor for a page
- Merge: refill water, not another energy drink
Late region
Stockholm is not your bedtime
- Fluxer has voice regions on six continents. Pick one. Then still sleep.
- Caffeine cutoff ~8 hours before you want to be out
- Dim the monitor. Custom CSS can be dark; your circadian rhythm is not a theme.
A note on being in voice
You do not owe anyone a perfect sitting silhouette. If the community is kind, say “standing for a bit” and do it. If you moderate, model it. If you stream or screen share, raise the camera so you are not folding yourself into the laptop.